An old man and woman hate each other, but remain married for years. During their shouting fights, the old man constantly warns his wife, “If I die first, I will dig my way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!” One day, the man [...]

O fetita o intreaba pe maica-sa: – Mami, de ce este tati asa de chel? – Tati e asa de chel fiindca are foarte multa minte si i-a cazut parul. – Dar tu de ce ai asa de mult par de il prinzi in coada? – Mananca si taci!

A bus driver on his route sees a van from the zoo stranded on the side of the road. The Zoo worker offers the bus driver $100 to help him deliver two dozen penguins. The bus driver agrees and loads the penguins on the bus. An hour later, the Zoo worker gets his van fixed [...]

Vocea mea se va face auzita oriunde. Si pe sub apa. Cine nu are loc de mine … nu ma intereseaza … sa se inghesuieste! Soarta mea a fost hotarata de destin. Avem nevoie de lideri adevarati, nu de maimutoi implementati. Acel tanar care s-a transformat in 300 este vorba de unul singur. Eu am [...]

Three couples marry and stay at the same hotel for their honeymoons, where they are taken care of by Dave the bellboy. The first man married a nurse. Dave thinks to himself, “Nurses are known to be hot to trot.” The second man married a telephone operator. Dave thinks to himself, “Telephone operators have sexy [...]

Bill Gates goes to purgatory. St. Peter says, “Now Bill, you have done some good things, and you have done some bad things. Now I am going to let you decide where you want to go”. First, St. Peter shows Bill an image of Hell with beautiful women running on beaches. Then, St Peter shows [...]

Raspunsuri date de copii din clasa a doua la diverse intrebari despre mama. De ce a facut Dumnezeu mame? Ea e singura care stie unde e banda de lipit. Mai mult ca sa curete casa. Sa ne ajute pe noi cind ne nastem. Cum le-a facut Dumnezeu pe mame? El a folosit pamant, cum ne-a [...]

If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, and always will be yours. If it never returns, it was never yours to begin with. If it just sits in your room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your phone, takes your money, and never behaves as if you [...]