Un politist opreste o masina, se apropie de ea si-i spune soferului sa sufle in fiola. – Nu pot face asta, domnule politist, am astm si daca as face asta as face o criza. Atunci politistul ii spune ca trebuie sa mearga la spital sa dea o proba de singe. – Nu pot face asta, [...]

A young businessman had just started his own firm. He had just rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. He saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working. He threw [...]

A shady-looking guy sticks his head into a barbershop and asks, “How long before I can get a haircut?” The barber looks around the shop and says, “About two hours.” The guy smiles and leaves. The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says, “Hey, Bill, follow that guy and see where [...]

One day an employee sends a letter to his boss asking for an increase in his salary!!! Dear Bo$$ In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company. I [...]

Politistul, care cerceta un caz de sinucidere, o intreaba pe secretara: – Draguto, nu stii de ce s-a aruncat seful tau pe fereastra? – N-am idee, dar era asa un om dragut si atent! Luna trecuta mi-a cumparat o blana, saptamana trecuta mi-a cumparat o masina sport, iar azi dimineata un inel cu diamant! Dupa [...]

What did the baby digital watch say to the mommy analog watch? – Look Ma, no hands!

Teacher: “George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louis, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?” Louis: “Because George still had the axe in his hand”.

A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there. ”But how will I let you know the baby is born?” she [...]