We work weird (night) shifts. Just like prostitutes. They pay you to make the client happy. Just like a prostitute. The client pays a lot of money, but your employer keeps almost every penny. Just like a prostitute. You are rewarded for fulfilling the client’s dreams. Just like a prostitute. Your friends fall apart and [...]

Found: dirty white dog. Looks like a rat. Been out for a while. Better be reward. Free puppies. Part German Shepherd, part dog. Nice parachute. Never opened. Used once. Slightly stained. Free Yorkshire Terrier. Eight years old. Unpleasant little dog. Tired of working for only $9.75 per hour? We offer profit sharing and flexible hours. [...]

Trecerea alimentelor din gura in stomac dureaza 7 secunde. Parul omenesc poate suporta o greutate de 3 kg. Penisul unui barbat are, in medie, de 3 ori masura degetului sau mare de la mana. Osul dela sold este mai tare decat cimentul. Inima unei femei bate mai repede decat a unui barbat. Exista in jur [...]

Tony and his friend John die in a car accident and go to judgment. God tells Tony that because he cheated on his income taxes, the only way he can enter Heaven is to sleep with a stupid, ugly woman for the next five years. A few days later, as Tony’s walking in the park [...]

Bula tocmai iese din sediul politiei judetene si, epuizat, se sprijina de un pom. Un trecator se apropie de el, intreband: – Nu va suparati, nu stiti unde se bate la masina? – Nu stiu, pe mine m-au batut manual.

Doi politisti intra intr-un compartiment al trenului, cu gandul sa faca o perchezitie prin sondaj. – Arme? Bani? Droguri?, intreaba politistii. – Nu, multumesc. O cafea, va rog.

Bula suna la politie: – Mi s-a furat masina. Dimineata, cand m-am trezit, nu mi-am mai gasit Trabantul, ci numai husa. La care, politistii: – Ati scuturat bine husa?

Un medic psihiatru isi intreaba pacientul: – Au mai existat in familia dumneavoastra cazuri cu boli mintale? Dupa cateva minute de gandire, pacientul raspunde: – Da, acum trei ani sora mea a refuzat sa se casatoreasca cu un american miliardar.