Sensitive Men
Scris de Alex Mielus in Bancuri cu homosexuali, Bancuri in limba engleza
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Loading ...Q: Why is it so difficult to find men who are caring, sensitive, and good-looking?
A: They already have boyfriends.
Arhiva pentru august, 2008
- Voteaza! Loading ...Take Off My Clothes
Scris de Alex Mielus in Bancuri in limba engleza
- Voteaza! Loading ...My wife came home the other night and told me to take off her blouse.
Then she told me to take off her skirt.
Then she told me not to wear her clothes anymore. :-O
Unde se duc atunci cand mor?
Scris de Alex Mielus in Bancuri romanesti
(3 voturi) Loading ...- Mami, mami, oamenii cand mor, unde se duc?
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Coroner’s deposition
Scris de Alex Mielus in Bancuri in limba engleza
- Voteaza! Loading ...In a murder trial, the defense attorney was cross-examining the coroner:
Attorney: Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the pulse?
Coroner: No.
Attorney: Did you listen to the heart?
Coroner: No.
Attorney: Did you check for breathing?
Coroner: No.
Attorney: So, when you signed the death certificate, you weren’t sure the man was dead, were you?
Coroner: Well, let me [...]
