Letter to Santa
Scris de Alex Mielus in Bancuri in limba engleza
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Loading ...One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, “Please send me a sister.” Santa Clause wrote him back, “Ok, send me your mother.”
Arhiva pentru Decembrie, 2007
- Voteaza! Loading ...Cherokee si lupii
Scris de Alex Mielus in Bancuri
- Voteaza! Loading ...Un batran indian, din neamul Cherokee, statea impreuna cu nepotul sau si-l invata: – In viata fiecaruie om de pe pamantul asta se da o lupta formidabila – o lupta intre doi lupi. Unul rau: el intruchipeaza frica, mania, invidia, lacomia, autocompatimirea, aroganta, viclenia, resentimentele. Celalalt e unul bun: el aduce bucuria, linistea, smerenia, increderea, [...]
Harassment vs Payment
Scris de Alex Mielus in Bancuri deocheate, Bancuri in limba engleza
(1 voturi) Loading ...Q: What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman? A: Sexual harassment. Q: What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man? A: $3.99 a minute.
Steaua sus rasare …
Scris de Alex Mielus in Bancuri cu Ceausescu
- Voteaza! Loading ...In prima seara de Craciun, niste copii merg la colindat la Ceausescu: – Steaua sus rasare … – Taceti mai copii ca Ceausescu e bolnav. A doua seara: – Steaua sus rasare … – Taceti mai ca Ceausescu e pe moarte! A treia seara de Craciun: – Steaua sus rasare … -Taceti mai ca Ceausescu [...]
A second and a penny
Scris de Alex Mielus in Bancuri in limba engleza
- Voteaza! Loading ...Man: God? God: Yes!? Man: Can I ask you something? God: Yes. Man: What is for you a milion of years? God: A second. Man: And a milion of dolars? God: A penny. Man: God, Can you give me a penny? God: Wait a second!
