Letter to Santa
Scris de Alex Mielus in Bancuri in limba engleza
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Loading ...One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, “Please send me a sister.”
Santa Clause wrote him back, “Ok, send me your mother.”
Arhiva pentru Decembrie, 2007
- Voteaza! Loading ...Cherokee si lupii
Scris de Alex Mielus in Bancuri
- Voteaza! Loading ...Un batran indian, din neamul Cherokee, statea impreuna cu nepotul sau si-l invata:
- In viata fiecaruie om de pe pamantul asta se da o lupta formidabila – o lupta intre doi lupi. Unul rau: el intruchipeaza frica, mania, invidia, lacomia, autocompatimirea, aroganta, viclenia, resentimentele. Celalalt e unul bun: el aduce bucuria, linistea, smerenia, increderea, darnicia, [...]
Harassment vs Payment
Scris de Alex Mielus in Bancuri deocheate, Bancuri in limba engleza
(1 voturi) Loading ...Q: What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman?
A: Sexual harassment.
Q: What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man?
A: $3.99 a minute.
Steaua sus rasare …
Scris de Alex Mielus in Bancuri cu Ceausescu
- Voteaza! Loading ...In prima seara de Craciun, niste copii merg la colindat la Ceausescu:
- Steaua sus rasare …
- Taceti mai copii ca Ceausescu e bolnav.
A doua seara:
- Steaua sus rasare …
- Taceti mai ca Ceausescu e pe moarte!
A treia seara de Craciun:
- Steaua sus rasare …
-Taceti mai ca Ceausescu a murit!
- O ce veste minunata …
A second and a penny
Scris de Alex Mielus in Bancuri in limba engleza
- Voteaza! Loading ...Man: God?
God: Yes!?
Man: Can I ask you something?
God: Yes.
Man: What is for you a milion of years?
God: A second.
Man: And a milion of dolars?
God: A penny.
Man: God, Can you give me a penny?
God: Wait a second!
